Meringues and rumours

Today, I went to Tesco with my sister, Tobi.

I was walking and accidentally hit a box of meringues to the ground. It was embarrassing, okay? I thought, run away, but then I thought better of it. Instead, I picked it up. I was talking, because I thought Tobi was still there, but when I looked back, guess who had left me? This nice guy helped me pick some up and I mumbled thank you before I hastily sped away. The guy's trousers had begun to fall as he was helping me pick the meringues back up.

Okay, so there is this guy called Madhvi's brother - I do not know his name. My brother is trying to find this guy to tell him to shut up and it is all sort of my fault.

This guy told his sister - Madhvi - that my brother has a girl friend, Edina. She told me and I asked him and he got angry that I found out. Then he told his sister - for some reason - that my brother beat up a girl called Yulin because she was touching him inappropriately. My brother told me, when I asked, that that was not even the funnies rumour. There was one saying that she was flirting with him and he did not like it, so he beat her up. He quickly assured me that he did not beat her up - she walked into his umbrella and then started to cry and it looked as if he had hit her but she got in the way.